The Official Pomade Of The Vendettas
It was announced in a recent press conference, that Suavecito Pomade was named the official pomade of The Vendettas and it's crew. Although the announcement had been expected for some time, it took some by surprise. At least one crew member was sent home from the current tour and told not to return until his hair was right.

When pressed for comment, the band's leader, Jay "Jaybone" Janoski, said only, "If you're not using Suavecito, your hair's not right."

In addition to naming an official pomade, the band has also conferred official status to the suppliers of such items as guitar and bass strings, chewing gum, lip balm, toothpaste, pizza and flea powder.

Although official status may be renewed or revoked on an annual basis, it is believed that Suavecito may keep their title indefinitely, such is the regard held for their products by The Vendettas.